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The Fight

The time has come,
The time is now
I will not go home
'til I vanquish the evil dragon Palinal

I draw my sword,
he takes in breath
And I sing a song,
to the dragon's death

'Oh, Dragon you're strong,
Oh, dragon you're bold,
But soon you shall fall,
to the blade I call Caladbolg!!'

But soon enough he blows out fire
to his dismay, do I retire,
behind a rock, so as not to be,
as dead as a poor, stepped on flea.

A second not do I waste,
to turn and stare him, face to face.
In half a second's haste,
I form a plan to turn him into a dragon-like paste

I parry, and duck, and dodge all about,
waiting for the moment to carry my plan out
As he slashes, and bashes, this does he shout,
'Pathetic Human! You're not so stout!'

The time has come
To make my move
I roll my dice
Being none too smooth

The result will decide
which one goes on,
will I finally subside
the scourge of my village of Kwan?

The Dice stop rolling,
The duel is done.
ALAS!!!
For I have rolled all 1's!!
©2007-2009 ~NeiftheGreen
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Author's Comments

This is something that I put together one night about...let's see it was December 2004, so, yea, a long time ago. It's my second attempt at funny poetry, freaked my mom out when I told her I was writing poetry :P It's not that good, and unless you play D&D you're probably not going to get it, but, I think it's worth putting here. It'll at least make the next few things I put on here look good :P

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:iconcatnipkitty:
That's very creative! :clap: I like it! And I've played D&D before. It's a fun game! ;)

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Woa, seriously? Dude, that's awesome. I play a similar game, called Arcana Evolved. It's made by Monte Cook, one of the creators of 3.0 and 3.5 D&D. It's basically the same game, but with a much freer(sp?) spell system, and a few more speciallized fighter classes.

I've met one other person interested in playing, if I can get a few more, I may put together a game, would you be interested? If you can't tell, gaming is a pretty big interest of mine :P

btw, do you have AIM? If you do, my AIM is DragonBoy842, IM me sometime.

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Yeah! :D My brother in law has it. He's a big gamer too. My sister has gotten him to quit a few of the things he was in after my niece was born, but he still does a few. In fact, he got my sister to join one with him! :giggle: She's never really been a big fan of them (mainly because acting is out of her comfort zone).

I'd be glad to join if you're putting a game together! ;) I haven't played D&D in a long time, but I've also played some small RP games and I like them. :)

I have AIM on my computer, but I don't really use it. My dad and mom use it more than I do. I usually use Yahoo IM. Do you have Yahoo IM? If not, I can always log on to AIM as my dad and then we can talk! :D

Wow....that was long.. :XD:

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If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected, the expected?

There are only a few perfect people in the world. All the rest are right handed!

Go meet some cool cats who write! --> [link]
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You know, I actually don't have Yahoo IM, 'cause d/ling it sucks on a dial-up connection heh.

Schweet! That makes 2 people who would play with me heheheh.

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Nothing on Earth is scarier than the Unknown....well 'cept for maybe that spider over there....
:iconcatnipkitty:
Ah. Sorry about that. I've got DSL, so I don't have a problem with it. :shrug: I guess I'll just get on AIM then! :D If I get any spare time, that is. Lately I haven't really had much time to do anything recreational. :XD:

:w00t: Woohoo!! :highfive:

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If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected, the expected?

There are only a few perfect people in the world. All the rest are right handed!

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